My average Thursday

8:00 – Alarm goes off
8:01 – Profanity
8:30 – I microwave my oatmeal for breakfast. It's the best packaged oatmeal I've had in my life.
9:15 – I feed my fish. It’s the highlight of his day and my morning.
10:00 – I read the last 100 pages of an assigned book. Its main point is that slavery was a bad thing. No shit.
11:00 – I make myself brunch and expand my culinary skills to cooking scrambled eggs and hash browns.
11:30 – Nap
1:00 – We meet in class to discuss the book I just finished reading. The professor says that the main point of the book was that slavery was bad and asks for our opinions. I say, “No shit”. Not the smartest move.
3:30 – Time to answer students’ e-mails.
3:34 – Student #1 can’t make it to tomorrow’s test due to a sick grandmother.
3:37 – Another sick grandmother.
3:42 – A student has a sick rabbit and also can’t make it. Hey, at least it’s a new excuse.
4:00 – Nap: the sequel
6:00 – dinner
6:30 – Staring outside the window and bitching about how cold it is
7:00 – Studying. It’s the highlight of my day (well, after the second nap)
8:00 – the couple in the apartment above me are arguing again
8:45 – The couple stops arguing. I can go back to studying.
9:30 – The couple starts having sex quite loudly. I’m not sure which I hate more.
10:00 – I watch my lone hour of TV for the day. Tonight it involves koala bears. Did you know they sleep up to 18 hours a day? Ahh, the good life.
11:00 – Some more studying as the upstairs couple is mixing arguing with sex. I pound on the ceiling with my broom.
11:45 – Finally blessed with silence I get to sleep.